Slight burn damage; is this a CarFax commercial?

This is just too funny. I’m glad the rider escaped injury, but… just enjoy the ad as it is, and I’ll shut up:

Kawasaki Vulcan , slightly burned $600

“1992 Kawasaki Vulcan 750. I’m positive the motor and trans etc are good, I was riding it when it caught on fire. Only plastic and rubber got burned. Put the fire out fast. Bike used to do 120, plenty of power. My loss your gain. Will be trading 4 a boat on Saturday, so better call me 2day.”

…if I was the victim of a vehicular fire while in motion, I’d get a new hobby too. One where I’m surrounded by fucking water.